Second Wave
“Do you think The Girls will try anything tonight?” “…Probably.”
“Put out those lights!” “Lock the doors and shut those blinds, dangit!”
“Is that an airsoft gun? Sweet.” “Hey, hand me that bat.” “What about the badminton racket?”
Ready and poised, the men at the Arbour House prepared for the enemy’s offensive attack. How could they launch an assault so soon after their previous one? Why would they not conceal their identities with any more intelligence than they were doing?
The Arbour House sits on a corner, providing several fronts for a potential siege, yet consequently with a good field of view for surveillance. With their amateurish attempts of passing the house to scope for our presence, the girls gave themselves away. They were spotted long before their white SUV even parked.
The Men watched as the Girls’ rookie prankster, freshly recruited to the Axis of Evil, known enigmatically as Emma Bennet, boldly marched to the front door, taking no measures to conceal herself as she left their fancy scrapbooked note. With a single roll of TP, “Megan”, began her feeble attempt to wrap…an already wrapped tree. Possibly realizing her blunder, The Men watched as she made her way around to the East side of the Arbour Complex.
“Get the door, we charge her here.”
One of our team reached the door and quietly undid the latch. “Ready…GO!”
“AAAAAAAAHHHHH!” Mighty bellows from The Men erupted, as they charged the enemy white SUV with baseball bats and fists held high. “GET ON OUTTA HERE!”
The stoutest one of the group even out ran the rookie to her car door, where he got a clear eyeball identification of the other attackers, who cowardly let their junior member sacrifice her anonymity with a foolishly planned attack.
Later, another member of the Axis of Evil buzzed the house in her red vehicle. At one point she even gave herself away by honking! The counter-attack was the same. Men charged and gave mighty yells of assured victory.
As the red car sped off, she almost hit one of the men with her vehicle, proving, not only did The Girls plan this attack with too many mistakes, but that women drivers are unsafe.
“All I’m sayin is that according to the Bible, payback is Hell.”
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